How Pilots Get Their Soda

The Warbird pilot walks up, puts two quarters in the machine, and hits the button of the soda he wants.

The Shark pilot walks up, puts two quarters in the machine, hits the button of the soda he wants, then fades into the shadows and waits to steal the next guy's soda.

The Javelin pilot waits until someone else puts in two quarters, then runs up, presses a button, grabs the soda, and runs for it.

The Leviathan pilot walks up with a sledgehammer...

The Spider pilot stealthfully creeps up behind the guy getting a soda, and then leaps to grab it, at which point the other guy beats him to a pulp.

The Terrier pilot uses one hand to put in the quarters and the other hand to press the button. Then he uses one hand to grab the soda, and the other to beat the Spider pilot to a pulp.

The Weasel pilot first unplugs the machine to make sure it doesn't get any ideas, then opens the door and grabs some sodas.

The Lancaster pilot bounces both quarters off the opposite wall into the vending machine.

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