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The Chaos Zone Subspace Server
Real-Time Performance Monitor








Reminders to Hallucination Chaos Zone Sysop:
  • Unplug joystick from C64 to improve performance.
  • Replace dead hamsters weekly.
  • Clean cassette drive daily.
  • Consider upgrading to an Atari 400 cluster.

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