You Might Be On A Doomed Turrent If...

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1) A known hunter says, "let them green to 200, don't waste them yet. EZ $$"

2) Not one pilot on the freq has a win/loss ratio above 1:1

3) The pilot is using a terrier to drive

4) The driver says, "Whoops, i thought that mine was a green"

5) Not one gunner on the turret will run anti-warp

6) The driver says, "One day, at Trench Wars..."

7) The turret freq formed by spamming pub with "SUPeR DupEr MeGa DeAth TuRReEtt ON FreQ 666"

* by Jiggity

8) You scream "Watch the close bombs!" and get the reply "I aim better close in"

9) Non-stop multifire pours from the turret, one bomb hits it and kills a gunner who then says "WTF"

* by Dantos

10) The turret driver has the word "turret" in his name.

* by Thormongral

11) One or more players on the turret, especially the driver, spells it "turrent"

* by Tioga

12) A gunner jumps on a cloak turret and 10 minutes later says, "Ohh.. shit is this a cloak turret?"

* by Coproral Canada

13) All the gunners are negs because the driver keeps rocketing other turrets

* by Thrull

14)All the hunters have higher bounty than the gunners

* by Jiggity

15) You die more often from the other gunners than you do from the hunters

* by Passplay

16) Gunners use an "EZ" macro after killing a neg

* by ex president

17) Three people taking turns driving

* by Sacred Remedy

18) When the drivers macro says "Base is at heavy fire, need backup at %coord"

* by Unka

19) When the driver asks: "who will take antiwarp?", the rest of the gunners reply, "What is that?"

* by Stone

20) The driver has to bribe you to join his freq

21) The driver is a famous Trench Wars pilot.

* by Knight