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2nd Edition
(for the June-July '99 polling period)

Welcome to your one-stop guide to the zany characters who haunt Chaos.
Depending on your tastes, these are the people you want to poke a stick at,
keep a stick-distance away from, share a stick with, or stick your virtual tongue out at.
 
 

Pilots Most Likely to Own You

  • 1st: Nme 
  • 2nd: Hadar

 

  Most Likely to Win Any Given Reset

  1st: 

    2nd: CHIRP
 
 

Top Bounty/Turret Hunters

  • 1st: Semi 
  • 2nd: Crummand (the guy who specs his targets with a 2nd computer)
  • Runners up: Big Johnson, Largo, TxTrouble  

Undisputed King of Turrets
  Trash Killer
 
 
 

Most Likely Turret Driver to be Raped

NZ
 
 
 

Most Lethal Squad Swarm

  BALLISTICS 
 
 
 

Most Destructive Squad Turret

  • 1st: enterprize 
  • 2nd: BALLISTICS 
Biggest Trashtalker
1st:Moof
2nd: Lithia TV
 

Most Honorable

Ace-High
(I hope all of you who voted for me realize that I will neg you repeatedly until my name is cleared of this vile title)
 
 
 
 

Biggest Whining Crybaby

Pinky
 
 
 
 
 

Sneakiest Cloaker (also won Best Negger)

  Moof 
 
 
 

  Best Leviathan Pilot (also the winner of Most Accurate Mine Repper)

MAC Man
 
 
 

  Best Javelin Pilot

  Codeine
 
 
 

Best Terrier Pilots

Gunstar & Frodo
 
 
 
 

Best Greener

USS Stardestroyer

 
 
 

Tunnel Rat Queen

CHIRP
 

And Now the Honorary Titles Section

Sexiest Turret Gunner

Black Satin

Most Sorely Missed

Mr. M

Most Likely to be Kicked for Racist Comments

Lithia TV
Spitfire

Biggest Kill Macro Abuser

Corporal Canada

Most Likely to be Naked in Public

Blink-182

Most Likely to be Negged

YourNameEdReno

Most Likely to Neg YourNameEdReno

Absocold

Worst Dressed Pilot

Bortas
 

Lamer-Complainer Disclaimer:
Most importantly, this poll is simply for the fun of it. This is not a formal and final decision on anything. Just over 30 pilots cast their votes and they were all welcome to vote for themselves and/or multiple other pilots in each category; so of course this is only a sampling of the few pilots in chaos who a) had too much free time on their hands and more importantly b) are intelligent enough to run a program (like a web browser) other than subspace.  All suggestions and comments are welcome, just send them to Ace-High


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